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things i reblog
Science news/animal photography
Politics
Cool Art
Funny Posts
Fandom stuff (see the ever-changing/out of date interests page)

the consoomer

Games
AI: The Somnium Files (+Nirvana Initiative)
Disco Elysium
Final Fantasy
Guild Wars 2
Monster Hunter
Umineko When They Cry
Undertale/Deltarune
Various virtual pet games
WoW, regrettably
Animanga
Dungeon Meshi
Family Guy
Mobile Suit Gundam
Revolutionary Girl Utena
my mains if you gaf...
FFXIV: PCT
GW2: Rangerrrrrr
MH: Bow, Insect Glaive, Charge Blade
WoW: Evokerrrrr
it's really not conclusive i pick shit up and drop them just as fast </3
also i don't tag anything & don't ask me to
DO NOT INTERACT
You kin anime characters, you have an active Final Fantasy XIV Online: Dawntrail subscription, you have ever paid for an Ad*be product, you haven't started your Final Fantasy XIV Online free trial that includes the base game and the first two expansion (Heavensward+Stormblood) and allows you to level your character to level 70 in all of the available jobs, you watch Studio Ghibli movies to feel nostalgia over places you've never been, you're European, you won't follow the Elf Rules as stated above, participant of "francophonie", mentally ill, if your smile is a 4/10, you feel like you're trapped in the Apple ecosystem (you're not), you enjoy using the stairs, ascian twitter, you have a gaming rig, self-proclaimed "weaboo", you aren't top 0.4% of JPEGMAFIA's monthly listeners, you parse better than Green, you graduated college, lactose intolerant, minecraft youtuber wacther, genuine BTS stan, non-cat people (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH CATPEOPLE), that being said, catboys, you think Estinien is hot, you're white and your favourite artists are: Oingo Boingo, Lemon Demon, Mother Mother, and Jack Stauber, you say "twt" unironically, D*sney fan (including the likes of Marvel, Star Wars, and Kingdom Hearts), you'll get mad at me for shipping Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels, you worked at Staples, you don't own at least one bottle of sesame oil in your house, YOU LEAVE YOUR PALICO BEHIND ON HUNTS (GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME), She Ra fans.